DESCRIPTION:
This design says everything with one look. A grumpy green face under a Santa hat paired with the blunt message “MERRY WHATEVER.” No cheer, no effort, no pretending. Just raw holiday sarcasm for people who are done playing along. It’s minimal, unapologetic, and hits instantly without needing context.
Designed for real-life December—long dinners, forced smiles, and low patience—this unisex streetwear t-shirt delivers a soft, lightweight feel that stays comfortable all day and night. It moves easily, breathes well, and holds its shape whether you trained earlier, showed up late, or mentally checked out hours ago. Gym-to-street ready, no compromises.
Wear it with jeans, cargos, joggers, or layer it under a hoodie or jacket and let the attitude speak. This isn’t a Christmas shirt—it’s a mood.
FEATURES:
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ultra-soft feel with zero cheer
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lightweight and breathable comfort
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durable print built for repeated wear
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modern unisex streetwear fit
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gym-to-street ready
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clean, sarcastic holiday statement
EU representative: Alpha men's Store, steve@alphamens.ca, 2674 Prospect , Sherbrooke, QC, j1l 2v2, CA
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
