Some situations require immediate safety protocols.
Featuring the bold statement “ESTROGEN DETECTED. SAFE DISTANCE ACTIVATED. FOR BOTH OF US.”, this graphic tee delivers dry relationship humor with an intentionally overdramatic warning-system vibe. Clean oversized typography keeps the message instantly readable while giving the design a strong streetwear look.
Made for anyone with sarcastic humor, questionable survival instincts, and enough experience to know when keeping a little distance might be the smartest move.
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