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💪📱 SWIPED RIGHT FOR PROTEIN, NOT DRAMA

❤️🔥 Match made in muscle, not in mood swings.

You’re not here for emotional rollercoasters — you’re here for reps, gains, and clean macros.
That swipe? It’s for someone who gets why leg day isn’t negotiable.
You don’t want chaos — you want someone who blends pre-workout, not problems.
This tee filters out the noise before the convo even starts.
Because your ideal type? Low-maintenance, high-protein.

🥤 Shakes over shade.
❤️ Match over meltdown.
🏋️♂️ Gym bae > drama queen.

AlphaMens.ca – No Drama Swipe.
Lift. Laugh. Love better.

🧵 Product Features (Bella+Canvas 3001)

• Fabrication: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Ash – 99% Airlume cotton, 1% poly)

• Seams: Side-seamed

• Fit: Retail Fit

• Sizing: Unisex

• Label: Tear-away label