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AlphaMens.ca – Swipe Gains, Skip Games

You didn’t match with chaos —
You matched with discipline. Reps. Recovery. Real results.

Because in your world,
💔 Drama’s a distraction.
💪 Protein’s a priority.
🔥 And your type? High-protein, low-maintenance.

This tee is for the gym-rat romantics,
the ones who’d rather spot a PR than spot red flags.
Tinder? Maybe.
Tension? Never.

🏋️ Swiped right for protein.
🚫 Left drama on read.
🥤 Gains > games.

AlphaMens.ca – where your love language is macros and no nonsense.

Product Features for Bella+Canvas 3001:

• Fabrication: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Ash - 99% cotton, 1% poly)

• Seams: Side-seamed

• Fit: Retail fit

• Sizing: Unisex

• Label: Tear-away for comfort

Let me know if you want variations (shorter version for socials, a fun reel caption, or something bolder or more sarcastic).